Total Medals Earned: 501 (From 65 different games.) Total Medal Score: 6,085 Points
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/190 points)
Collect 100 Dollars worth of Coins!
Collect 500 Dollars worth of Coins!
Collect 999 Dollars worth of Coins (Counter Max!)
Break every single card block!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/9 (35/325 points)
Open up the game
Die..
Survive the Blokes and Slimes
Complete the game on "chill" difficulty
Complete the game on "normal" difficulty
Complete the game on "Spicy" difficulty
Deal the last blow to the sheila boss using your fists
Don't get hit once!
Medals Earned: 3/21 (20/500 points)
Complete level 1
Complete level 2
Complete level 3
Complete level 4
Complete level 5
Complete level 6
Complete level 7
Complete level 8
Complete level 9
Complete level 10
Complete level 11
Complete level 12
Complete level 13
Complete level 14
Complete level 15
Complete level 16
Complete level 17
Complete level 18
Complete level 19
Complete level 20
Complete level 21
Medals Earned: 1/28 (5/475 points)
Survive for a total of 60 seconds in a single run
Survive for a total of 5 minutes in a single run
Survive for a total of 10 minutes in a single run
Survive for a total of 15 minutes in a single run
Survive for a total of 20 minutes in a single run
Survive for a total of 25 minutes in a single run
Survive for a total of 30 minutes in a single run
Kill 400 Ringer Enemies
Kill 300 Speeder Enemies
Kill 300 Wall Enemies
Kill 200 Orbiter Enemies
Kill 150 Bomb Enemies
Kill 100 Mother Enemies
Kill 300 Pellet Enemies
Kill 300 Brick Enemies
Kill 200 Blocker Enemies
Kill 150 Bringer Enemies
Kill 100 Splitter Enemies
Purchase the Tough Luck Upgrade
Purchase the Reassurance Upgrade
Purchase the Protection Upgrade
Purchase the Air Control Upgrade
Purchase the Cumbersome Upgrade
Purchase the Split Upgrade
Purchase the Lazy Devs Upgrade
Purchase the Overwhelming Force Upgrade
Purchase the Turnip Seeds Upgrade
Purchase the Swarm Intelligence Upgrade
Medals Earned: 5/7 (45/100 points)
Complete the first area
Complete the second area
Complete the third area
Complete the fourth area
Complete the game in under 6 minutes
Medals Earned: 12/18 (145/495 points)
clear baby steps
clear around the corner
clear ssszzss
clear jump the gap
clear dotted line
clear sharp landing
clear snek
clear long way around
clear 3 leaf clovers
clear passing through
clear hole in the wall
clear perfect lasagna
clear lilypads
clear sharp edges
clear stick to the wall
clear two-lane traffic
clear bonk
clear crisscross
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/165 points)
Make Stu Fall Down
Make Stu put toothbrush back
Taste Stu
Make Stu Turn Off The TV
Make Stu put the sausage back
Open the Briefcase
Finish Game and complete all tasks
Finish the Game
Medals Earned: 7/9 (65/165 points)
Buy the angry cube for 25 points
Buy the greedy cube for 50 points
Buy the chunky cube for 50 points
Buy the mike cube for 75 points
Buy the yppah cube for 100 points
Buy the cyclops cube for 150 points
Buy the PAIN cube for 300 points
Get a highscore of 150
Have 500 total points
Medals Earned: 17/19 (535/645 points)
It sure is animaly in here
Yum Yum
Is it edible?
Credit where credit is due
Listen to a song used in the game
Good job!
Oh my goodNess!
Well, maybe not THAT famous
Should've kept you Locke-d up
You Won!
Legend has it the Toppat's have this sword
Get All 60 Unique Fails
Fail a Total of 100 Times
Medals Earned: 4/9 (20/205 points)
Rise, ye knight. For that is thy oath and curse.
Blessing of momentum granted.
Blessing of speed granted.
...what a familiar face.
Through perilous land and trials dire, I'll face my fears...
...and never tire. With unwavering resolve, I'll press on...
...until my love's freedom is finally won!
A currency is nothing, but a fleeting illusion.
...and you, brave knight, have proven yourself.